Articles By: Dirty Ernie

With a reading age of 12 and the grammar skills of a Romanian pickpocket, Dirty Ernie is the ideal editor for Porn Blog UK. This filthy northern bastard appreciates the finer things in life; Special Brew, fake Chinese fags and hardcore UK porn.
Scouse punt with lively Liverpool escort Lacey

Scouse punt with lively Liverpool escort Lacey

After a video recording problem on a previous Real Punting expedition “up norf” in Liverpool, Monty begrudgingly screws down his hubcaps and heads to “The Pool” once again for a... 

Danica Collins puts on a show for the handy man

Danica Collins puts on a show for the handy man

Ripe UK MILF Danica Collins (justdanica.com) may be one of the hottest MILFs on the net, but when it comes to getting down to some hardcore DIY she calls in the handy man. This lucky spanner wielding... 

Kerry Louise and Dirty Cleaner Sensi fucking in the jacuzzi

Kerry Louise and Dirty Cleaner Sensi fucking in the jacuzzi

In his seemingly never-ending quest to rid the hallowed floors of Babestation towers of muck, Sensi aka The Dirty Cleaner (thedirtycleaner.com) happens upon premium rate tele-bonker Kerry Louise and her... 

Blackpool porn babe Katie K scrubs up well

Blackpool porn babe Katie K scrubs up well

After a hard day of twittering, web-camming and general debauchery, Blackpool’s finest porn star export Katie K hits the showers for a hot and steamy solo scene for her very own site, Katie K Official... 

Mercedes Jade shoots first porn scene for Killergram

Mercedes Jade shoots first porn scene for Killergram

It’s been a while since I’ve been able to get some promo pics for the recent additions to killergram, but I’ve managed to get my greasy mitts on a good few screen caps for their latest... 

Amanda Rendall gets a workout at Kerry Louise’s Booty Camp

Amanda Rendall gets a workout at Kerry Louise’s Booty Camp

Porn star come personal trainer Kerry Louise gives legendary Scottish Babestation babe Amanda Rendall a good hard workout in a scene for the spanking new “Booty Camp” series on Kerry’s... 

Massive jubbed punt with Busty Brooke of Manchester

Massive jubbed punt with Busty Brooke of Manchester

The lads from Real punting head to the bright lights of Manchester once again for a jubb-tastic punt with the appropriately named Busty Brooke. There’s no secret as to why this bird’s called... 

Northern MILF Tanya Cocks in gangbang bukkake action

Northern MILF Tanya Cocks in gangbang bukkake action

Hull’s very own Tanya Cocks, or Tanya Cox as she’s also known, heads to The Midlands for this prapa’ messy gangbang and bukkake scene for new-ish UK bukkake site Splat Bukkake (splatbukkake.com).... 

Tiffany kingston gets hammered and lays some wood

Tiffany kingston gets hammered and lays some wood

If your a health and safety officer in the building trade, then I strongly advise you to look away now! Well, actually it’s probably best if you have a quick look – I suppose it is work related…... 

Premium rate punting with Darci of Manchester

Premium rate punting with Darci of Manchester

Now this is more like it! Not a saggy arsed plumper subbing her giro with a few crafty gob jobs in a knocking shop above a kebab shop. This is some tip-top pussy that I wouldn’t mind splooging...