Housewives

Once the ironing is done, these ladies get nasty. All The latest blog updates featuring hardcore UK housewives and part time mature-ish porn stars.

Special Offer –  50% discount on full Lady Sonia membership

Special Offer – 50% discount on full Lady Sonia membership

This isn’t the type of discount offer you’re going to see on Money Saving Expert any time soon, which is a bloody shame. The ever gracious Lady Sonia has kindly offered a hefty 50% festive... 

Danica Collins puts on a show for the handy man

Danica Collins puts on a show for the handy man

Ripe UK MILF Danica Collins (justdanica.com) may be one of the hottest MILFs on the net, but when it comes to getting down to some hardcore DIY she calls in the handy man. This lucky spanner wielding... 

New UK MILF site: Carly Cumslut

New UK MILF site: Carly Cumslut

The appropriately named Carly Cumslut is the latest seriously filthy UK milf to hit net, with her brand spanking new website (carlycumslut.com). According to her site, Carly’s not only a thirty-something... 

Mature Brummie cum queen Sandy gets plastered

Mature Brummie cum queen Sandy gets plastered

In this classic scene from splooge heavy UK porn site We Love Bukkake (welovebukkake.com), randy mature bird Sandy gets her recommended weekly allowance of man porridge in just one 10 minute sitting. ... 

The English MILF bursting out of Girl Guides uniform

The English MILF bursting out of Girl Guides uniform

The strict recruitment policy enforced by the Girl Guides seems to have slipped recently. As they seem to have let a fully grown 40 something your old British housewife join there massed ranks. I would... 

Bum bangin’ in Blackburn with curvy escort Jeanna

Bum bangin’ in Blackburn with curvy escort Jeanna

John from Real Punting heads to the mean streets of Blackburn for a juicy punt with curvy brunette escort Jeanna Dawson. If you’re a fan of Killergram, you may recognise Jeanna from a scene she... 

Shay Hendrix gets soaking wet in the garden

Shay Hendrix gets soaking wet in the garden

I’ve seen some sexy looking watering cans in my time, but nothing compares to the filthy pink number on display here. Would you look at that funnel.. and the less said about the handle the better.... 

Busty amateur Donna gets a face full of man batter

Busty amateur Donna gets a face full of man batter

You can tell your dealing with an experienced bukkake bird when she manages to maintain her composure even though she’s got several hefty loads of man batter splattered on her face. Donna, or Dawn... 

New site: The housewives of Willow Lane

New site: The housewives of Willow Lane

I don’t know where Willow Lane is, but I want to fucking go there. (If they allow drunken northern bastards on their patch) I imagine it’s some kind of uber private housing estate in the middle... 

Jodi gets plastered in black cock bukkake

Jodi gets plastered in black cock bukkake

I’ve got to be honest, I don’t know much about this bird.. apart from her name is Jodi and by looks of it she bloody loves man batter. If like me, your a self proclaimed connoisseur of UK...