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Special Offer – 50% discount on full Lady Sonia membership

Dirty Ernie — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 16:35:55 +0000

This isn’t the type of discount offer you’re going to see on Money Saving Expert any time soon, which is a bloody shame. The ever gracious Lady Sonia has kindly offered a hefty 50% festive discount on a full membership to her site – as well as her network. I don’t know how long this offer is going to last, but if you fancy having yourself a VERY MERRY Christmas – then I’d certainly take advantage of this cheeky offer.

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Get a FULL 90 Day Membership – for only – $39.95 – (about £30 at time of writing)

* Not only do you get access to the world famous Lady-Sonia.com, you also get access to Bitchy Boss, Fetish Video Empire and Punishment Bitch.

To take advantage of this crackin’ little Christmas offer and get the reduced 50% membership rate – use the link provided above to get to the tour page.. and then click the “Instant Access” button to see the offers.

Danica Collins puts on a show for the handy man

Dirty Ernie — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 20:07:30 +0000

Ripe UK MILF Danica Collins (justdanica.com) may be one of the hottest MILFs on the net, but when it comes to getting down to some hardcore DIY she calls in the handy man. This lucky spanner wielding chap is probably used to dealing with housewives in dirty dressing gowns and furry slippers all day, but as you would expect from the legendary Ms Collins, there’s not a pair of manky slip-ons in sight. Decked out in a skimpy black skirt, fully fashioned nylon stockings and a tight top that more than emphasises her big jubbs, this jammy handy-bastard is in for a real treat with this job!

You can see the full set of pcitures to go with this update as well as a 14 minute video of Danica Collin’s getting all dressed-up for the handy man over at Danica’s site, Just Danica. IF your a fan of this stunning UK milf, then look no further.

View the full set of pictures at Just Danica

New UK MILF site: Carly Cumslut

Dirty Ernie — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 17:14:19 +0000

The appropriately named Carly Cumslut is the latest seriously filthy UK milf to hit net, with her brand spanking new website (carlycumslut.com). According to her site, Carly’s not only a thirty-something spunk loving porn star with a penchant for a creampie or three, she’s also got an honours degree in Fine Art. I’ve only had a quick scoot trough the site and preview pictures so far, but I think it’s safe to say that this is some seriously good MILf porn.. two thumbs-up from me!

Hi Guys! I’m Carly, a sexy, insatiable thirty-something MILF who just can’t get enough cock. However, not only do I love to take a guy’s bare cock inside me, nothing gets me more turned-on than feeling him unload his big heavy balls deep inside me!

as you can see from the preview pictures above, Carly’s not some post prime glamour model with a cheap camera and a spare room. We’re talking one seriously hardcore Milf here. You can see loads more of Carly Cumslut and her rather filthy antics over at her new site. This site certainly looks like a welcome new addition to the British MILF scene.

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Mature Brummie cum queen Sandy gets plastered

Dirty Ernie — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 18:18:41 +0000

In this classic scene from splooge heavy UK porn site We Love Bukkake (welovebukkake.com), randy mature bird Sandy gets her recommended weekly allowance of man porridge in just one 10 minute sitting. This spunk loving Brummie housewife wouldn’t look out of place behind a till at Tesco, but here she is, on her knees with several hefty nut-loads of man chowder plastered across her mush – Top bombing love! If you’ve ever frequented the Southern Charms site, you’ll recognise her as “Sandy UK”.

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Head over to We Love bukkake to download the full length video of Brummie housewife Sandy’s rather messy interracial bukkake. If you like your ladies messed-up and absolutely plastered in man muck, then look no further!

The English MILF bursting out of Girl Guides uniform

Dirty Ernie — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 17:54:54 +0000

The strict recruitment policy enforced by the Girl Guides seems to have slipped recently. As they seem to have let a fully grown 40 something your old British housewife join there massed ranks. I would have loved to have seen the faces on the old bags in the uniform shop as hefty arsed MILF Daniella English aka the English MILF (englishmilf.com) rocked-up in a pair of fishnet stockings and tried to squeeze that big arse of hers into this less than spacious uniform. Bet the chap on the CCTV had a field day!

You can see more of hard-working UK housewife Daniella English’s antics at her very own site, The English MILF. This is good old fashioned pie and mash UK amateur porn from a semi-detached porno palace near you.

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Bum bangin’ in Blackburn with curvy escort Jeanna

Dirty Ernie — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 13:15:26 +0000

John from Real Punting heads to the mean streets of Blackburn for a juicy punt with curvy brunette escort Jeanna Dawson. If you’re a fan of Killergram, you may recognise Jeanna from a scene she did for their Dogging Mission series about a year ago. John wasn’t very forthcoming in his requests, but this busty Blackburn bird takes control and before long John is wrist deep in her cunt and fucking both her pussy and arse. Here’s a shot sample from the report of this no-holes barred punt with a very dirty bird.

John broke off the talking by suggesting they fuck. Jeanna knelt up and showed John how wet she was – juices were just dripping from her pussy. She sorted out a condom and bagged his cock as she straddled him. She played with his cock against her pussy, then shoved it inside her and bounced up and down on him. When his cock fell out she decided to stick it up her bottom. “You enjoying that up the arse then?” she asked John. “mmm…very nice” he replied. When he fell out again Jeanna lay beside John and suggested they try another position over the arm of the sofa. But first she got to wanking and sucking his cock again. read more…

You can download the full length video and read the report on John’s filth packed Blackburn punt with curvaceous brunette Jeanna over at the Real Punting site. It’s hands down one of the best UK reality porn site’s on the net!

Download the full video now at Real Punting

Shay Hendrix gets soaking wet in the garden

Dirty Ernie — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 18:59:51 +0000

I’ve seen some sexy looking watering cans in my time, but nothing compares to the filthy pink number on display here. Would you look at that funnel.. and the less said about the handle the better. It’s enough to make the Right Honourable Alan Titchmarsh cream in his racing green wellies. Gardening aside, bored housewife and fully fledged Welsh porn legend Shay Hendrix takes time out her busy cock hopping schedule to moisten the patio at her gaff on the infamous Willow Lane estate. (willowlanewives.com)

If these sample pictures have tickled your pickle as much as they have mine, then head over to the official housewives of Willow Lane site. These well heeled ladies of leisure are sure to raise a few eyebrows and nob ends at the south Manchester WI.

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Busty amateur Donna gets a face full of man batter

Dirty Ernie — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 18:38:07 +0000

You can tell your dealing with an experienced bukkake bird when she manages to maintain her composure even though she’s got several hefty loads of man batter splattered on her face. Donna, or Dawn as she’s also known is a regular on the UK bukkake party scene and in this sample video taken from Splat Bukkake (splatbukkake.com), she gets an absolute plastering in spunk. That reminds me.. I’ve got a nice tin of rice pudding in the cupboard.

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You can download the full length video of Donna’s epic face plastering bukkake scene over at the appropriately named Splat Bukkake site. It’s a relatively recent addition to the Uk bukkake porn scene, but by the look of the samples available it’s a cracker.

New site: The housewives of Willow Lane

Dirty Ernie — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 21:21:12 +0000

I don’t know where Willow Lane is, but I want to fucking go there. (If they allow drunken northern bastards on their patch) I imagine it’s some kind of uber private housing estate in the middle of Cheshire where the housewives are 30 year old glamour models and the bill payers a mainly footballers or criminals with a credit limit bigger than the UK’s budget deficit. Willow Lane Wives is the latest UK porn site to hit the interwebs, and let’s just say it makes Wisteria Lane look like a caravan park full of retired Salvation Army personnel.

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Jodi gets plastered in black cock bukkake

Dirty Ernie — Wed, 18 May 2011 19:54:05 +0000

I’ve got to be honest, I don’t know much about this bird.. apart from her name is Jodi and by looks of it she bloody loves man batter. If like me, your a self proclaimed connoisseur of UK porn, then you’ve probably seen Jodi in action before… and 9 times out of 10 she’s getting pwned by a group of black fellas. In this sample video taken from We Love Bukkake (welovebukkake.com), this amateur cum lover is up-to her usual tricks, and this time she gets absolutely plastered in spunk!

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Head over to We Love bukkake to download the full length video of Jodie’s big black bukkake. If you like your ladies messed-up and absolutely plastered in man muck, then look no further!