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Special Offer – 50% discount on full Lady Sonia membership

Dirty Ernie — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 16:35:55 +0000

This isn’t the type of discount offer you’re going to see on Money Saving Expert any time soon, which is a bloody shame. The ever gracious Lady Sonia has kindly offered a hefty 50% festive discount on a full membership to her site – as well as her network. I don’t know how long this offer is going to last, but if you fancy having yourself a VERY MERRY Christmas – then I’d certainly take advantage of this cheeky offer.

50% off membership prices using this link

Get a FULL 30 Day Membership – for only – $19.95 – (about £15 at time of writing)

Get a FULL 90 Day Membership – for only – $39.95 – (about £30 at time of writing)

* Not only do you get access to the world famous Lady-Sonia.com, you also get access to Bitchy Boss, Fetish Video Empire and Punishment Bitch.

To take advantage of this crackin’ little Christmas offer and get the reduced 50% membership rate – use the link provided above to get to the tour page.. and then click the “Instant Access” button to see the offers.

Mature Brummie cum queen Sandy gets plastered

Dirty Ernie — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 18:18:41 +0000

In this classic scene from splooge heavy UK porn site We Love Bukkake (welovebukkake.com), randy mature bird Sandy gets her recommended weekly allowance of man porridge in just one 10 minute sitting. This spunk loving Brummie housewife wouldn’t look out of place behind a till at Tesco, but here she is, on her knees with several hefty nut-loads of man chowder plastered across her mush – Top bombing love! If you’ve ever frequented the Southern Charms site, you’ll recognise her as “Sandy UK”.

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Head over to We Love bukkake to download the full length video of Brummie housewife Sandy’s rather messy interracial bukkake. If you like your ladies messed-up and absolutely plastered in man muck, then look no further!

MILF Punting with Bo Tingley of Stanstead

Dirty Ernie — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 18:29:59 +0000

In the latest edition of Real Punting, Dan heads to Stansted for a MILF Punting special with seasoned post porn escort Bo Tingley. You may recognise this busty British MILF from a few recent porn scenes she’s done for Killergram’s Dogging Missions showcase. Equipped with a fresh pair of 36DD fake knockers, Bo is the quintessential randy housewife. She likes horse riding, salsa dancing and shagging. Here’s little sample from Dan’s punting report:

“Let’s turn you over,” said Joe and they moved into mish. He kept up the frantic fucking pace really giving it to her. She suggested cumming all over her tits, but he had not finished with the shagging yet. It was her turn to do some work. Joe lay down on the bed and she climbed on top. “Do you like it hard?” asked Bo as she slammed down on him in the squat fuck position. Joe did not even answer…he was in heaven. “Don’t cum inside me” urged Bo. more…

You can download the full length video. and read the report on Dan’s punt with busty British MILF Bo Tingley at the Real Punting site. It’s hands down one of the best UK reality porn site’s on the net!

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Lady Sonia and the young builder preview

Dirty Ernie — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 18:29:29 +0000

I’ve managed to get my grubby mitts on a few preview pictures from this cracking looking upcoming update to Lady Sonia. Sonia’s husband has got a young builder round his gaff doing a bit of work on his whoppin’ great big country mansion, and by the looks of it Mrs Sonia takes somewhat of a shine to this hard-working bricky. Out in the open air and dressed in classic nylons and heels, Lady Sonia gives this lucky young fella one of her trademark sloppy handjob / blowjobs.

You can download the full length video of Lady Sonia’s outdoor blowjob scene with the young builder over at her site. It’s got to be one of the best UK porn sites on the bloody net.

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Danica Collins back in action at Lady Sonia

Dirty Ernie — Thu, 13 May 2010 21:49:57 +0000

Busty British uber MILF Danica Collins is finally back in action at Lady Sonia with this considerably kinky handjob scene entitled “Handcuffed And Masturbated”. One lucky Lady Sonia site member is masked and handcuffed to what looks like a table from my local kebab shop, when in struts the lady herself. Armed with a bottle of oil, she unleashes her impressive knockers and arse upon the fellas face. Danica then slips on a pair of silky satin gloves and gets to work on giving this lucky fucker one hell of a handjob. Here’s a few screen-grabs of the video.

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You can download the full length, high quality video of Danica’s much anticipated return to action at Lady Sonia over in the Premier Video Library section of the site. I’m a big fan of Danica and this is one hell of a scene!

Late night dogging mission with Lynne Warner

Dirty Ernie — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:17:23 +0000

Flame haired mature swinger Lynne Warner dons a pair of thigh high leather boots and heads out into the night for a completely cum splattered dogging mission. Bending over the bonnet of her car and revealing her red full body stocking, Lynne soon attracts the attention of the waiting doggers. Hammered from both ends in a MILF spitroast, this horny wife takes some seriously hefty spunk loads and by the end of the scene she’s absolutely plastered in cum.

You can download the full length video of Lynne Warners dogging bukkake over at the Killergram site. If it’s dogging you’re after, then look no further my friend.

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Leeds escort Sadie on Real Punting

Dirty Ernie — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 02:49:54 +0000

In the latest update to Real Punting, John books an outcall with mature Leeds escort Sadie. Dressed in tight little black number with stockings and heels, this bubbly northern lass turns up at the rented apartment and the pair chat before getting down to business. Sadie may be a bit older than your average escort, but she looks stunning for her age and provides a top quality punt. Here’s a sample from John’s report on the site.

“I want you inside me” gasped Sadie. They sorted out a condom and lube. Sadie climbed on top and shoved his hard cock up her pussy. She asked John how it was for him. “It’s very nice” he replied as she slowly moved up and down on his shaft. He had a quick feel of her tits as she fucked him. Sadie mentioned her favourite position was doggy and they decided to switch to that. As John re-entered her he said “I love your tight little pussy.” She took to playing with his balls giving him extra sensation. He carried on pumping away.

You can download the full length video. and read the report on John’s punt with mature Leeds escort Sadie at the Real Punting site. It’s hands down one of the best UK reality porn site’s on the net!

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Appointment With Nurse Lady Sonia

Dirty Ernie — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 23:15:55 +0000

The NHS may be leaking money like a drunken tramp up pissing up a wheeley bin, but you can’t fault their continued dedication to patient satisfaction. In this classic update to Lady Sonia’s site, the lady herself dons a nurses uniform, latex gloves and whips out her big knockers all in the name of healthcare. Here’s a few sample pics to wet your whistle, but if you want to get your hands on the full video, then head over to Lady Sonia to download the full version.

You can download the full lenth video of nurse Lady Sonia’s handjob clinic over at her site. It’s one of the best UK porn sites on the bloody net.

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Cate Harrington Makes An Old Man Very Happy

Dirty Ernie — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 22:05:31 +0000

Cate Harrington does her bit for Age Concern by giving this 60 year old twanger a sherbert-dip in her sweet young pussy. The story goes that the dirty old bastard has still got his v-plates and wants pop his wrinkly cherry with a large portion of 20 year old Cate Harrington. Not one to see an old timer go un-serviced, Cate duly obliges and gives this jammy bugger a ticker-testing ride. Seems like dementia and incontinence aren’t the only things to look forward to in old age.

You can download the full length video of Cate Harrington busting the old fellas cherry over at Cate Harrington’s site. If you’re a fan of Cate, then get a chuffing load of her site!

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Katie K Rides Lady Sonia’s Fuck Machine

Dirty Ernie — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 01:32:03 +0000

After watching a sample video of Lady Sonia’s infamous fuck machines in action, cute British babe Katie K decided she wanted to have a go herself. Never one to see a young lady go unsatisfied, Sonia invited her round to her appropriately named Orgasm Clinic for a soaking wet, knee trembling mechanical fuck session. After sampling the delights of the various mechanical pounders the Sybian is the one that makes Katie k cum like a bloody cross country train.

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You can download the full length, high quality version of Katie K’s visit to Lady Sonia’s orgasm clinic over at Sonia’s site. It’s bloody great.