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New amateur milf site: Miss Cup Cakes

Dirty Ernie — Sat, 19 May 2012 18:48:25 +0000

I love a good cup cake or three as much as the next man, but I tell you what I love more.. boobs. Especially when they’re perfectly placed on a top quality baked tart (Sorry, I had to get that in somewhere) like this. Miss Cup Cakes (misscupcakes.com) is a recent addition to the UK porn scene and a very welcome one at that – If I do say so myself. I’ve only had a quick peruse of her particularly retro looking site, but this lady looks amazing. This is some real nice home-made UK amateur porn at it’s finest!

“Hi Guy’s. I’m Natasha, a British brunette, bubbly, vivacious, adventuress & feminine female. I am a very girly girl and love anything pink, sparkly, fluffy hence pinkcupcakes. I love to dress up in lots of naughty outfits and high heels. I am very open to experimenting sexuality and have a few girl and boy playmates to fulfil our fantasies. At 5’2″ in height I’m a slim size 8 dress ,small build with stats 32E-22-32 figure, long brunette hair, toned , tight & voluptuous in all the right places.”

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You can see more of this top quality milf over at her new personal site Miss Cup Cakes. It might not have all the bells and whistles as some other site, but you can’t fault the content on offer. This lady looks stunning!

Get your hustle on with Daring’s new Brit-packed dvd release

Dirty Ernie — Fri, 04 May 2012 18:25:49 +0000

Legendary British porn director DiSanto delivers a steaming-hot slice of UK porn with the release of Daring’s The Perfect Hustle. Jam packed with some tasty home-grown talent including delicious cover-girl Megan Coxxx, Geordie porn babe Syren Sexton and Michelle Moist this promises to be some tasty shenanigans regardless of the storyline…. and that’s before you get to the nob-tastic addition of Danndy D and is world famous “wang of fury”.

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From the cover:
A stylish gang of London Grifters are always on the look out for a suitable “mark” to lure into their seedy underworld.

When they come across a Demetri, a Playboy Gambler who loves the ladies, it’s an opportunity too good to miss. They entrap him into a web of sexual adventure and high risk gambling as they seek to deliver “The Perfect Hustle”. Its a journey of illicit pleasure and financial pain for Demetri as the band of Con Artists ply their trade.

Now, I;m no expert on hustling, but I have seen a few episodes of the Real Hustle on BBC Three – Unfortunately it doesn’t feature that smoking hot blonde bird from the program.

Massive membership discount offer on Pure CFNM this weekend

Dirty Ernie — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 20:34:32 +0000

Fully clobbered British porn site Pure CFNM (purecfnm.com) are offering a whopping great big 70% discount on memberships this weekend. If you sign-up to a membership to the site between the 28th-29th April, instead of paying the usual $29.95 you’ll only have to fork out an exceedingly tidy $9.95. For this rather reasonable amount you’ll also get access to the famous PureCFNM.com as-well as their similarly packed partner sites including HeyLittleDick.com and GirlsAbuseGuys.com.

I’ve got to be honest, I’m not a big fan of the Clothed Female – naked male genre, but the one scene that would make me have a dibble at this offer is to download the video of Lolly Badcock getting absolutely rooted by Danny D in front of an audience – It’s the absolute shite.. and considering Lolly Badcock doesn’t do any hardcore porn scenes any more – it’s rare as fuck!

You can download the full length video of Lolly’s performance in full 1080p high definition over at the Pure CFNM dite as well as taking advantage of this wicked special offer using the link below. It’s well worth a punt!

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Carly Cumslut gets gangbanged by three dodgy blokes in van

Dirty Ernie — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 18:14:45 +0000

I know your typical porno story-line is a bit “ropey” at best, but go with me on this one. Filthy brunette milf and “high class” escort Carly Cumslut (carlycumslut.com) is hitch-hiking down a secluded English country lane completely naked, when she just so-happens upon a van full of dodgy looking blokes on the lookout for a gangbang. This motley nob-weilding crew includes two middle aged electricians and a spritely looking young Asian chap. Needless to say, the appropriately named Carly Cumslut is eager for a ride… much shenanigans ensues as you can imagine!

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You can see the full set of pictures to go with this update and download the full length video of Carly’s gang-banging session in the back of a van over at her own porn site Carly Cumslut.

Tamara Grace gets a first time Shafting from the big man

Dirty Ernie — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 18:30:13 +0000

Serial Killergram nob-gobbler Tamara Grace takes on the hefty-todgered legend that is “THE SHAFT” in this brand new interracial scene for Killergram. I’ve got to admit, I’m a big of a fan of Tamara Grace, she’s got a real “dirty girl” look about her. The type of bird you might catch noshing off a bouncer behind a wheelie bin in a club car park. Unfortunately there’s no bouncer chuffing going down here, just a thoroughly filthy UK porn babe getting absolutely railed by one of the biggest, blackest, British-ist cocks in the business.. love it!

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Apologies about the diddy-ness preview pictures. These are only small preview screens taken from the video. You can download the full length video of big black cock owner THE SHAFT ploughing-up a very eager Tamara Grace over at the Killergram site. It’s had a nice new re-design recently and is now offering it’s high quality porn wares in stunning high definition.. Top Bombing!

Sex therapy with Michelle Moist and Babestation’s Camilla Jayne

Dirty Ernie — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:15:05 +0000

In this recent update to Michelle’s Moist’s site (madamemost.com), Michelle is joined by resident Babestation uber babe Camilla Jayne for a hardcore double dose of sex therapy. Playing the part of the “therapist” is the aforementioned Camilla Jayne, dressed in white and armed with a translucent pink dildo, her rather hands-on approach to sexual healing isn’t exactly what I’d call “by the books”… but my god is it nice to look at. These two fully fledged UK babes finger fuck, lick, poke and tongue themselves in some wicked all girl action. – I’m not entirely sure of the medical outcome of this therapy session, but who cares!

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You can see see the full set of pictures and download or stream the full video of Michelle Moist and Camilla Jayne’s full-on lesbo bonking (therapy) session over at Michelle’s site, Madame Moist.

Newcomer Jasmine Fox shoots first porn scene with Killergram

Dirty Ernie — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 19:44:04 +0000

Killergram continue empathetically in their quest to bring the freshest British porn babes to your interwebs screen with the addition of the delightful Jasmine Fox. In her very first hardcore porn scene ever, jubbtastic Jasmine teams-up with one of the regular Killergram rides for this wicked new hardcore scene for the Pornostatic showcase. Sporting a a crackin’ pair of nylon stockings and some killer black heels, this eager newcomer gets a “thorough” initiation into the world of porn. I think she looks amazing and I’m deffo looking forward to plenty more tasty scene from Jasmine.

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Apologies about the lack of proper preview pictures. These are only small preview screens taken from the video. You can download the full length video of UK porn newcomer Jasmine Fox’s very first hardcore scene over at the Killergram site. It’s had a nice new re-design recently and is now offering it’s high quality porn wares in stunning high definition.. Top Bombing!

Danica Collins naked and flashing in a public car park

Dirty Ernie — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 20:43:23 +0000

Whilst parking her good old fashioned British (or should I say German) Mini Copper in a car park, Danica Collins spots an eagle eyed parking patron giving her the once over through his car window. Honestly, who can blame him really, this lady has got an arse on her that could crack bricks and a pair of tits that would make Kenneth Williams re-consider his sexuality. Without further ado Danica loses her knickers and gives this eagle eyed car-parker an extra large portion of British MILF pussy in the wild. They say women are bad at parking, personally I can’t fault the technique and skills on display from Danica here – superb!

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You can see the full set of pictures to go with this update as well as a 9 minute video of Danica flashing in a public car park over at Danica’s site – Just Danica. If your a fan of British MILFs, this is the queen fucking bee!

Lexi Ward gets a good pipe cleaning from The Handy Man

Dirty Ernie — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 18:01:25 +0000

Today’s Killergram update sees seasoned Geordie porn babe Lexi Ward (or Lexy Ward as she’s known on Killergrm for some strange reason), getting a hardcore lesson in pussy plumbing from the infamous Killergram Handy Man. Armed with a thoroughly cattle-trucked shower and some very skimpy pair of pink panties, Little Miss Lexi uses her feminine while and her new great big knockers to persuade this blue collar spanner handler to clean her pipes. When I say he cleans her pipes… what I actually mean is he bangs the shit out her and splooges a hefty spunk wodge all over her face. – Just so there’s no confusion here no actual plumbing takes place.

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Apologies about the lack of proper preview pictures. These are only small preview screens taken from the video. You can download the full length video of Lexi Ward’s hardcore Handy Man scene over at the Killergram site. It’s had a nice new re-design recently and is now offering it’s high quality porn wares in stunning high definition!

Saucy schoolgirl Samantha Bentley plays with her magic wand

Dirty Ernie — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 17:43:09 +0000

Stunning 24 year old London lass Samantha Bentley dusts off the old school uniform and polishes-up her magic wand for this saucy schoolgirl scene for Suburban Amateurs (suburbanamatuers.com). This isn’t your typical magic wand though, this is one of those high speed Japanese “magic massage tools” that can bring a girl to a quivering, soaking wet mess faster than a copy of The Notebook and a Dairy Milk bar. Hitching-up her pleated grey skirt and slipping down her red knickers, Miss Bentley puts this crazy Jap lady knobbler right on her pink spot!

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You can download see the full set of pictures to go with this update of Little Miss Samantha Bentley polishing-up on her hardcore mechanical engineering homework at British porn megasite Suburban Amateurs. It’s one of the best UK porn sites for home-grown solo girl action.